Haiku Review - SkyfallGo and see SkyfallSeriously, go right nowThis isn't a joke
Haiku Review - Assassin's Creed 3 (Beaver Hunting)You're cute and cuddly,Your squeaks are adorable,...........but I need the cash.
Haiku Review - Double Dragon NeonMarion: kidnapped!Go K.O. Abobo, bro!Don't touch my hair, man.
Haiku Review - The SimpsonsI grew up with it,then it stopped being funny.In sum, screw Flanders.
Haiku Review - Indiana JonesWhips, monkey brains, snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?We're. Going. To die.
Haiku Review - TronLasers teleportsome guy into a PC...The future of porn!PC law dictatesyou settle issues with Pong.Don't lose all your lives. Silly MCPWhy don't you ever get sick?You just spin all day.The Dude's a hacker.Instead of the girl, he getsa real cool chopper.His son, though, brings hisPC savior to our earth.Hope she has Norton.Wait, there's a plot here?What could the MCP want??World domination!
Haiku Review - No Man's LandUndercover cophelps Charlie Sheen steal Porsches...and bangs his sis.