Haiku Review - Star Wars: The Phantom MenaceJar Jar sucks, I knowTrade discussions are way worseThis isn't Star Trek
Haiku Review - Star Wars: The Empire Strikes BackPoor disarmed wampaHe simply wanted breakfastNow he cannot clap
Haiku Review - Star WarsHan shoots Greedo firstThese are not the droids you wantAlderaan blows up
Haiku Review - Groundhog DaySame song each morningBill Murray cannot escapeBabe, I got you babe
Haiku Review - Scott Pilgrim vs. The WorldSix plus one exesRamona's heart is the prizeScott has to wake up!
Haiku Review - CollateralThe cab fare from hellL.A. never looked betterThe grime glows all night