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Haiku Review - Assassin's Creed 3 (Beaver Hunting)

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You're cute and cuddly,
Your squeaks are adorable,
...........but I need the cash. :(
Why are beaver pelts so profitable? Those little flat-tailed critters are unbearably cute, but, if you're familiar with 18th century American history, you'd know that the beaver trade was pretty big. Thus, if you want money, you have to hunt beavers.

Sorry guys, but Connor's gotta eat. :(
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DiegoBastet's avatar
I'm also big on hunting those poor, cute little critters that cry when you kill them. of course, most critters cry when they die in this game, but beaver's cry is particularly sad and painful, like if the devs want you to feel bad about killing the 14+ beavers in the river next to the homestead in a crazy knifing spree...